Perhaps in honor of Ayn Rand, Kohler Plumbing has a new model of luxury toilet known as "The Fountainhead."
For a mere $4400.00, you too can own one of these gems. Use it well. Please remember the need to actually plumb it into a system with a water source and a drain rather than as shown here on the platform of Portland, Oregon's Union Station. Failure to heed this warning may leave your fountainhead as full of crap as the original.